Weird Science

    The science isn’t really that weird. This post from Time discusses ovary transplants. The times they are a-changin. In the old days if you had old, dried up ovaries you just sucked it up and moved on. Now, you just get new ones. 

    

    Should you get new ovaries…are the kids yours? I suppose definitely in the legal sense. But biologically?  What if you suspected a baby switcheroo mistake in the maternity ward? A simple DNA test wouldn’t really do the trick would it? Sure, there’s paternal DNA…but what if the mom is a slutty whore? That baby could be anybodies.

    

    I get that a bunch of things have to go wrong in that scenario, such as you’d probably need TWO whorish women giving birth about the same time as well as a sloppy hospital staff. But you know, stuff like that happens.

    

    Babies are cute though. I can’t blame anyone for wanting to get one. One huge difference between the sexes I guess. A woman will use someone else’s ovary if that’s what it takes. Men? I think most guys would forgo a ball transplant. Honestly, having some other dude’s nuts in your sack? That’s kinda gay.